i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
#q
I was alive in my own perfect world. The Lovely Bones (2009)
“There are five things very right with my life: one, my mum and dad are totally loved up, so I don’t mind them snogging in front of us any more. Two, Angus is a legend, even in fancy dress. Three, I have really top friends that put up with me even when I act dim, which I’m not going to do any more. Four, I don’t care any more about looking perfect. It’s so overrated. And five, I don’t need a nose job or blonde hair ‘cause my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am. Result!” - Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
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#still not over it #did they just pull put a stock photo of ben from google images #how do you explain this
Honestly I’m pretty sure it’s literally this image with the background removed:
SCREAMING
#you call it sexism i call it returning a favour
- Jingle bells, Sherlock fell
- Cas let go of Dean
- Amy dies, the Doctor cries
- And they cancelled Merlin
this isn’t the park you piece of shit
