1. You know what everyone and their mother says about telling a girl she’s beautiful?


    You know, how it’ll absolutely make her day?

    It’s so. Fucking. True.

    Today at work, we were closing and I clocked out and was ready to get the fuck home. But these guys needed to get something out of their car and wouldn’t be able to get back in unless I held the door open for them. So I did.

    When they came back, one of the guys said,

    “Thank you, beautiful.”

    Those three words totally made my night. 

    I’m still tired as fuck

    And a little delerious


    That really made my night.