I like funny things and funny people.
I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.
What’s sad is that the Bible supports oral sex. Song of Solomon 2:3 As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.Song of Solomon 4:16 Come … blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden,and eat his pleasant fruits.1 Corinthians 7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. HEHEHE