1. ihopericksantorum:

    I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.

     
  2. ihopericksantorum:

Boom.
     
  3. ihopericksantorum:

    This is the clip from Veronica Mars. 

     
  4. kindymaling:

    no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term

     
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  6. cellfangirl:

thank you internet. you win all of yourself.

    cellfangirl:

    thank you internet. you win all of yourself.

    (Source: satsuki)

     
  7. aradiah:

    look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes

    (Source: gentlesmileofharry)

     
  8. ihopericksantorum:

    boysmakeout:

    someone can place literally any text over a picture of rick santorum’s face and it will get 40k notes and everyone on tumblr will believe that he said it

    well considering it’s Rick Santorum, you can never be too sure.

    (Source: glowcloud)

     
  9. ihopericksantorum:

motoroladroid:

I swear to god this is a real news story. Not the Onion. Click through for the full thing.

No one is more obsessed with balls than Rick Santorum.

    ihopericksantorum:

    motoroladroid:

    I swear to god this is a real news story. Not the Onion. Click through for the full thing.

    No one is more obsessed with balls than Rick Santorum.

     
  10. It wouldn’t let me submit this as a question:

    ihopericksantorum:

    What’s sad is that the Bible supports oral sex. Song of Solomon 2:3 As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.Song of Solomon 4:16 Come … blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden,and eat his pleasant fruits.1 Corinthians 7:3  Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. HEHEHE

     
  11. ihopericksantorum:

    Two men interrupted a Rick Santorum event in Illinois with a same-sex kiss, and were promptly ejected by security when the crowd turned on them.

    The duo would would not reveal whether they were gay to reporter Savannah Ziegelbauer, emphasizing Santorum’s oft-divisive gay-rights policy, not their sexuality, as the important issue. ““I don’t think the message should be about what my sexuality is,” Tross said. “It’s the message that he’s saying about sexuality that matters.”

     
  12. inothernews:

    stfuconservatives:

    “…the white people don’t seem very happy for them.”

    PS: Those are seriously, like, for real, shots from an actual Santorum ad.

    “I’m Rick Santorum, and I facepalmed this message.”

    I’m Rick Santorum, and I faceplamed this messag

     
  13. Dear God…

     
  14. socialistexan:

alpha-centauri:

In this video at 34:25 , Rick Santorum called Barack Obama the N word.
If you still support his ass, I’m going to pray for you or something.

And boom goes the dynamite.
Bye Frothy, you’re xenophobic, racist, homophobic, imperialist ass will not be missed.

    socialistexan:

    alpha-centauri:

    In this video at 34:25 , Rick Santorum called Barack Obama the N word.

    If you still support his ass, I’m going to pray for you or something.

    And boom goes the dynamite.

    Bye Frothy, you’re xenophobic, racist, homophobic, imperialist ass will not be missed.

     
  15. ihopericksantorum:

    ihopericksantorum:

    “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…”

    Wow.

    For those of you denying that he said “n_gger,” please wake up and face reality. He has a history of saying racially provocative things. Rick Santorum is a bigot, this gaffe only further proves it. He didn’t say “negative” or “negligence” so cut the crap. This isn’t a case of liberals or anybody trying to play the race card; it’s Rick Santorum being ignorant as usual, but this time tenfold.