I like funny things and funny people.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I hope Rick Santorum stubs his toe and when his wife asks “Are you okay?” he yells at her because the pain is unbearable and she becomes mildly distant for the next half hour.
Boom.
This is the clip from Veronica Mars.
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
someone can place literally any text over a picture of rick santorum’s face and it will get 40k notes and everyone on tumblr will believe that he said it
well considering it’s Rick Santorum, you can never be too sure.
(Source: sendificator)
I swear to god this is a real news story. Not the Onion. Click through for the full thing.
No one is more obsessed with balls than Rick Santorum.
It wouldn’t let me submit this as a question:
What’s sad is that the Bible supports oral sex. Song of Solomon 2:3 As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.Song of Solomon 4:16 Come … blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden,and eat his pleasant fruits.1 Corinthians 7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. HEHEHE
