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#Band

Chair placement doesn’t mean much when everyone has to march in step.

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It feels more like I’m coming home for the day when I walk into the band room in the morning than when I walk into my house at night.

- The 13th Chair

Band nicknames are always a little naughtier than regular ones. (giggle giggle)

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Drum majors get so into the music they want to jump on a large downbeat. But within that split second right before, they realize they are on a rickety platform so it ends up looking like an awkward knee bend. Fierce I tell you.

- The 13th Chair

In Austraila the toilets flush the other way, the French Horns are in the front, the Percussion are model students, and the Trumpets have self-esteem issues. Just what I heard ;)

- The 13th Chair

Everyone in band will live on forever…usually because of all the hidden graffiti in the storage room.

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All jazz piano players get their posture from Mr. Burns. There I said it.

Simpsons did it.

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That’s not a glow, it’s sweat. You don’t play the best show of your life with glow.

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I still think the treble clef was made up by a young musician doodling on their ACT.

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Why do instrument lockers sometimes look like animal cages? Are they afraid we might unleash the beast?

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