1. 22:59 20th Oct 2014

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    Reblogged from la-fille-vilaine

    oktober2nd:

    lana-loves-lingua-latina:

    if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

    He’s a fuck boy

     
  2. 22:52

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    Reblogged from music-is-audible-emotion

    (Source: m0xt)

     
  3. 22:48

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    Reblogged from starmies

    image: Download

    (Source: rock-lee)

     
  4. 22:35

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    Reblogged from getoutofmyheadcharles

    graspofbiologytroublesme:

    Moffat Era Meme

    Five Other Characters: 1/5 

    Vincent Van Gogh

     
  5. 22:35

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    Reblogged from ilackscience

    the-goddamazon:

    blackymiles:

    hausofpancakes:

    That’s it. That’s each show.

    lmao!

    Accurate.

     
  6. 22:31

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    Reblogged from trillgamesh

    deskgirl:

    nonbinaryviola:

    talk street magic to me

    drawing power from the metro lines

    illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

    plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

    elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground

    wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

    alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

    middleschoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

    numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

    kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

    Hell yeah, let’s talk about magic.

    Like elementary kids learning silly (or inappropriate) charms from each other on the bus, the same way we learned our first swear words. Clapping games across the bus aisle, but with spells instead of rhymes.

    Worrying that your friend is getting into dark magic, but not knowing how to talk to them about it. Intervention programs for kids abusing hexes and runes, because magic has given them control over something for once in their life, and they’re starting to make some dangerous choices.

    Psychic teachers knowing when you’re cheating. Knowing when you’re having trouble with homework. Or at home. Knowing when you need tutoring or an AP course because you’re just not being challenged or a different teaching method because you can’t process what you’re learning in class no matter how hard you try, and the teacher tells you it’s okay, they know. They know.

    Magic graffiti. Graffiti in wild places, and graffiti that vanishes when certain people roll by like the police. Or graffiti that only appears when the police walk by to insult them. Murals. Swirling, living murals on the sides of buildings. Murals that—if you listen closely—can be heard, not just seen.

    In the evenings, kids hiding out in someone’s backyard or an alley passing around a joint and casting minor illusions to watch while high.

    Chalk artists making works that are so realistic, they come to life off of the sidewalk.

    One man bands in the park, with instruments floating around playing themselves.

    Punk concerts in empty lots with amped out music and lights, but noise-cancelling spells and illusion hide them in plain sight from anyone outside of the lot.

    Mediums predicting people in need, and making sure to be there at just the right moment to lend them a helping hand. “You seem upset, do you need to talk?” “Oh, you’re a dollar short? No, don’t put the milk back; I’ll cover you.” “I think your hair looks perfect today.” “You really ought to try taking your resume to this store. Trust me.”

    Necromancers in forensics speaking with the dead to solve homicides and cold cases. Living lie detectors as beat cops and detectives and DEA agents.

    Strangely cheap five star food diners that bake actual love into their apple pie, and they always know your dietary restrictions without being told.

    Service golems in various sizes and shapes, making sure their magic users aren’t crowded, get medical attention, go where they need to, etc.They don’t get distracted, they can be hollow to hold things like medications, and in rare instances… they seem to develop loving attachment to their users despite not being alive.

    Little old landladies who dabble in witchcraft brewing homeopathic remedies for people in their apartment complex.

    Street magic is an amazing concept.

    (Source: cpk4709)

     
  7. 22:09

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    Reblogged from mashibaryou

    Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

    askboxmemes:

    • A compliment or insult
    • A story
    • Why you follow me
    • If you met me what would you do
    • A cute message
    • One thing you want to tell me
    • One thing you want to know about me
     
  8. 22:05

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    Reblogged from thestrayline

    sushinfood:

    panzerbjoern:

    ruinedchildhood:

    when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

    image

    When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

    image

    I’ve never seen a post sympathize with a teacher

    There is hope yet for this world

     
  9. 17:21

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    Reblogged from pinkhurdontcur

    (Source: jaimesvoice)

     
  10. 17:14

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    Reblogged from yolkpunk

    chipsandbeermag:

    Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

     
  11. 16:22

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    Reblogged from getoutofmyheadcharles

    getoutofmyheadcharles:

    homestucks-and-shit:

    swagscats:

    bagmilk:

    ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

    actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

    that’s not comforting

    That’s the most comforting thing there is.

    (Source: heteroh)

     
  12. 11:36

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    i may be getting a new phone this thursday so any recommendations would be greatly appreciated 

     
  13. 10:33

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    Reblogged from laurenpardonmyfrench

    laurenpardonmyfrench:

    inksplattersandearlyhours:

    I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

    We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself…

     
  14. 08:58

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    Reblogged from lntelligent

    (Source: fyeahtaylor)

     
  15. 08:58

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    Reblogged from artyougladididart

    420dongsquad:

    oh-no-nicola:

    mylifeinwidescreen:

    a japanese company is about to start selling eye glasses based on type design.

    this is a dream come true.

    I’ll take 10 pairs in comic sans bold please

    size 32